I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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