Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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