is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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