I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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