well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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