real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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