Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we're making bets on your personal life
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is Oprah even human
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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