It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My vagina is officially offended.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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