If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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