New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
then he tried to convert me to islam
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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