I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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