White coat. Heels.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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