But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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