my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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