there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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