Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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