Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
two words: eviction party
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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