You work out of a Hotel?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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