would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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