I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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