You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
foreskin is a definite game changer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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