i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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