you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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