Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
As shirtless as possible
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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