I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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