how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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