Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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