one might say we're banned from that church
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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