She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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