Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

You guys coming?

(1-805): View more from California

We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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(816): View more from Missouri

Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(315): View more from New York

im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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(301): View more from Maryland

Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

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(917): View more from New York City

i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..

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(330): View more from Ohio

The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

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