We're like a lot better than the average bears
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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