Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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