are you still at the devil's house?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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