I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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