windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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