You're completely useless in the revolution.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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