You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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