He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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