have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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