just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
nutella sex= disaster
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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