i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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