I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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