well I can't set my house on fire every night
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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