I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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