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• (904): View more from Florida

  Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'

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  wtf?

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  It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'

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• (347): View more from New York

  you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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• (+46): View more from Sweden

  being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!

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• (352): View more from Florida

  One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?

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• (845): View more from New York

  I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Either he pets my cat or this deal is null

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.

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