Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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