toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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