If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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