Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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