Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
