Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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