I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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