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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Drake has all the answers
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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